
My mom says to update the blog...so I guess I'm updating the blog...
Chandra got her dress this past weekend. I'm not saying I've seen her in it, but she's gonna be a beautiful bride! The invitations and all that nonsense arrived as well. I'm going to enjoy a few drinks with umbrellas in them as I watch Chandra address, assemble, stamp, and mail them. Of course, I'll give her emotional support if she gets frustrated.
Jack has apparently recognized that he is now in charge of defending TWO humans. His eight-pound ass has new found enthusiasm as he barks at other people, dogs, cats, squirrels, birds, and particles of dust. He's never exactly been what one would call a quiet dog, but he's definitely found his voice as of late.
The other night I had a dream where Chandra and I were standing in a field getting married. We were up to our ankles in water, but we seemed oblivious as all those around us look annoyed and angry. I think it may just be a precursor to our future together. Jack was in the picture for a minute, but had to run off a small swarm of gnats that were infringing on his territory.
The bridesmaids and groomspeople seem to be ready, we have an officiant, we have some musical entertainment, and most everyone has booked their rooms. We still have no idea where we're going on a honeymoon, what we're eating at the rehearsal dinner, or how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. Unfortunately, I realize that that last line will leave my future wife puzzled, as that commercial came out long before she was born.

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